顽皮的英文句子朋友圈

1.
Don't
trust
atoms,
they
make
up
everything!】

2.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!】

3.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy!】

4.
My
computer
just
beat
me
at
chess,
but
it
was
no
match
for
me
at
kickboxing!】

5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right!】

6.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!】

7.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome!】

8.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!】

9.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
laziness!】

10.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!】

11.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion!】

1
2.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they're
always
up
to
something!】

1
3.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
preserving
my
energy
for
future
use!】

1
4.
Why
did
the
hipster
burn
his
tongue?
He
drank
his
coffee
before
it
was
cool!】

1
5.
I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
multitasking
by
ignoring
you
and
doing
something
else!】

1
6.
Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
felt
crummy!】

1
7.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
vertically
challenged!】

1
8.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!】

1
9.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
giving
my
creativity
time
to
marinate!】

20.
Why
did
the
balloon
go
near
the
needle?
To
hear
what
it
was
saying!】